Catch Bouquet
“How will I combine marriage and career? How will I combine marriage with golf...”
“No, seriously. What is this really about?”
Wedding Cake Mother-in-law
“So, are you here with anyone?”
Bride yells, “Next?”
“This is just until we get to know each other better.”
Now Under New Management
Insert $200, 000 to start
“But, enough about me. Do you like boats?”
“Tim, I’d like you to meet my family.”
“I wonder when he can date?”
“I could never date anyone who couldn’t tell the difference between prostate and prostrate.”
“I can’t eat. It reminds me of my ex-boyfriend. He ate.”
“I’m not crying. I’m allergic to men.”
“You remind me of my ex-boyfriend. He had a Y chromosome.”
“How romantic. They’re playing our ring tone.”
“I am not ignoring you. How else am I supposed to get the news?”
“and here is my wine from a previous marriage.”
“Finally! We’re working on a house project together without fighting.”
“Higher.”
“The entire house is covered with duct tape except the ducts.”
“How do they work?”
“Your father won’t come if your brother comes. Your sister will come if her ..."
(“Is that what you’re wearing?”) “She was my mother’s cat.”